Seriously! like, yesterday, I was taking a shower when I noticed some weird taste on my tongue. I touched my upper lip, and, to my horror and fascination, it came away red. with blood. I rushed to the front of my mirror and my lower half of the face jaw,chin,lip, was completely painted with vermillion fluid. I must say, it was absolutely COOL! It was exactly like a horror movie! Like, I'm looking into my mirror, and this dark-haired girl with dishevelled hair (the showers) and blood all over her face. And my bathroom lights were making me look pale. Then, I remembered. That girl was me. And I'm bleeding like hell! I wrapped myself in my towel and went to get tissue. My cousin saw me and her eyes widened into saucers. She immedietly alerted my mom and got me the tissues. I was dabbing away when my mom came. At first she was like, "WHAT HAPPENED!" (probably alarmed by the blood). After assuring her it was a nose bleed, she said that that was probably the reason for my *sublime* nose clog. "And the fine blood vessels in your nose popped. You could've suffered a stroke. And your nose has toxins and snot, so the blood and the snot came out together as discharge."
To this I looked at her and said "Like nose menses?"
"yeah, something like that." she replied.
It happened this morning too! I wondered if I PMSed... anyway, I'll be having crusts of dried blood flaking down from my nose for the next few days.
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