Lamest book in history.

This debacle arised in school today. People were doing homework, staring blankly ahead, or inspecting their nails when suddenly a girl said "what's the lamest book in history?"
Getting puzzled glances, the girl said "seriously. what book is it?" To which a a dude replied 'Twilight." And another girl glared up at him, because she was holding a copy of Eclipse." Twilight is not lame! Harry Potter is!" And two red spots appeared on the guy's cheeks, since everybody knows he loves HP. In an obssesive, gay-stalker way.
And this other girl who really wants to be a free-thinker but her hard-core christian parents keep making her go church, wear rosaries, pray etc. said "The bible. i read it everytime, and it's always how "God" (heavy emphasis on the quotation marks!) saves mens sinful asses, or kills people because they don't believe in him." and she rolled her eyes.
Then the girl who said HP was lame said " You know what? those chinese books with the chio anime covers and bookmarks but inside is chinese words books? The silly fake ai qing xiao shuo (romance novels) that chinese girls seem to adore?" we nodded."Yeah. THAT is the lamest book in history."
And I just said. "ALL of you are wrong. Lamest book in history is the same book that records it...Sejarah text books."
And everybody agreed.