Monday, May 25, 2009

Why we all love movies :they're one and the same.

1.All grocery bags contain at least one loaf of french bread.

2. If you decided to start dancing in the street, everyone who bumps into you will know all the
steps.

3. It's possible to be always parking in front of the building you are visiting.

4.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it's necessary to turn the steering wheel vigoruously every few moments or so.

5.the Eiffel tower can be seen from any window in Paris, ditto the Capitol in Washington D.C.

6.The ventilation system is the perfect hiding place in any building.

7.Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

8.Television news bulletin usually contains a story that affects you personally at the precise moment you switch it on.

9.A man will show no pain when taking ferocious beatings, yet they wince when a woman clean their wounds.

10. it doesn't matter if you're heavily outnumbered in a martial arts battle. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, by dancing around in a threatening manner until you knock out their predecessors.

11.No one suffers brain damage or concussion when they get hit on the head.

12. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien abduction ever goes into a shock.

So there! these are the tings we learn from movies!

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